The roast is real—and it’s wearable. 🍝🧥 The “Stop Being Such a Meatball” hoodie is your go-to when it’s cold out but someone still needs to be called out. Equal parts cozy and comedic, this hoodie is perfect for lazy Sundays, late-night pasta runs, or low-key judging people from across the room. Soft, warm, and guaranteed to get laughs, it’s the roast that keeps on giving.
Material & Fit (Original Specs):
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft, and warm—perfect for any cold day. The spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality, while the hood's drawstring matches the base sweater color for clean styling.
